Plaxico Burress decided to return to the city where he experienced his greatest success. Of course, it’s also the city where he almost blew his dick off at a nightclub, then spent two years in the clink as penance for his abject stupidity. As the New York Jets discovered, three million dollars goes a long way toward erasing bad memories.
With one stroke of the pen, Plax went from the chain gang to Gang Green. You gotta hand it to Rex Ryan. He assembled one of the NFL’s finest collections of thugs and criminals over in Baltimore and is now doing his damnedest to remake his Jets in their image. Burress will team with another Steeler cast-off, Santonio Holmes, in trying to make Mark Sanchez look like a legitimate championship caliber quarterback.
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