Nov 222011

Hey Guys –

No, I haven’t been canned by yet another webmaster (not yet, anyway). Nor was I out in Las Vegas serving as my best friend’s groomsman only to wake up with Mike Tyson’s pet tiger in the bathroom and our buddy, the groom, gone without a trace. Hey, that sounds like it’d make a pretty good movie. What happened is my computer decided to have a thermonuclear meltdown on Sunday and I’ve spent the better part of the last 48 hours alternately swearing at whomever is nearby and getting absolutely no help from the same Indian dude who refuses to send Lou Holtz his brand new MasterCard.

Fear not, I believe I’ve gotten the problems straightened out. I just wanted to let everyone know I’m still out here in cyberspace and I will be posting again soon. Hopefully later today, our evil computer overlords willing.

Thanks for your patience and sorry for the delay.  Hey, at least it happened during the Steelers bye week. What would all you out-of-staters do without my breathtaking blow-by-blow recaps? Why, you’d be forced to venture over to the Four Letter or some other “real” news site. The horrors!

Sound Off, Steeler Nation

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Oct 252011

I’ve been trying to think of new weekly features to add to TotalSteelers for awhile now. While I enjoy the “Write whatever the hell comes to mind” nature of this blog, features provide a certain familiarity and consistency readers enjoy. Know Thy Enemy has always been a crowd pleaser, so much so those uncreative hacks who took over my old blog can’t be bothered to think of a new name for their unreadable game previews.

After seeing Steeler Nation completely take over Glendale this past weekend, I was inspired. I would like to extend the same opportunity to take over this blog. Well, I’m too much of a control freak to cede total control but I would like to allow one of you dear readers a chance to speak your mind. Since many most all of you seem loathe to take advantage of my fabulous comment feature, I offer this proposal. A weekly feature whereby a member of Steeler Nation is free to Sound Off on any topic of their choosing.

If you’d be interested in being TotalSteelers first ever Guest Blogger, shoot me an email over at

I’m Back (And So Is Football)

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Jul 282011

Only difference is I didn’t spend my summer staring at Jerry Jones‘ grotesque botox-enhanced face.

I know you’re ready for some football but as this is the first post in Total Steelers history, please indulge me for a moment.  My name is Chris.   I’m a Steeler fan.  And I used to write for a blog by the name of Nice Pick Cowher.

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