Sep 292011
 

I’ll say this for Kym Johnson, her football analysis is only slightly less insightful than Erin Andrews’. And she has a much nicer ass.

A couple days ago, I wrote this post explaining why I think Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver and reigning Dancing With The Stars champion [intlink id=”34″ type=”category”]Hines Ward[/intlink] may be nearing the end of his career. I detailed his rapidly declining numbers and I laid out what we might expect out of him in the future. Guess I was wrong. Some saucy Australian crumpet with access to the coach’s game tape has broken down the footage like a D-cup Ron Jaworski and determined Hines was open all over the field on Sunday.

My bad.

To add insult to injury, Ms. Johnson then went on to accuse [intlink id=”14″ type=”category”]Ben Roethlisberger[/intlink] of purposely not throwing Hines the ball. “Douchebag,” she called him. What is it with Ben and women? A crazy broad in a cowboy hat comes into his room to fix his tv, rides him like bronco, then accuses him of assault. A drunk sorority skank blows him in a dingy bathroom then goes running to Barney Fife in order to salvage what is left of their reputation. And now some women he’s never met is calling him a douchebag because her dancing partner is too old and slow to get open.

She’s a professional dancer, right? Shouldn’t she know it takes two to tango?

  4 Responses to “Kym Johnson Is Mad At Ben Roethlisberger”

  1. Anyone can say what they want–more exposure for Big Ben. Kym just want to see her dance partner score a touch down–don’t take this stuff serious. Ben is probably laughing all the way to the bank!

    • I’m not taking it serious. I like Kym, she has great legs and a sexy accent. But what she said wasn’t very nice. Somebody should tell her to just stand there and look pretty instead of opening her mouth and making a fool of herself.

  2. Nice comments about Ben.

    I totally agree.

    • Troy has the #1 selling jersey amongst females. Perhaps Ben should grow his hair out to change his luck with women.

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