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Week 9 Recap: Out Roethlisbergering Roethlisberger

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On Saturday, I got snookered into watching what was laughingly dubbed “The Game of the Century” between Alabama and LSU. The media’s desperate efforts to convince us that sloppy snoozefest was an “instant classic” doesn’t change the fact there were five good offensive plays in the whole thing, four of which were by lineman. The latest chapter in the epic rivalry between the Baltimore Ravens and the Pittsburgh Steelers invited comparisons to that game by the blabbering fools in the the booth, which is like comparing a Porsche to a Kia. Last night was a true Game of the Century.

Unfortunately, the Steelers came out on the losing end.

Ninety-two yards. Those three words will live in Steeler infamy alongside Tim McKyer, Joe Nedney and SpyGate. Ninety-two yards. How does the most vaunted defense in the NFL allow a team to drive almost the length of the field in less than two minutes with the game on the line?

Joe Flacco played the game of his life. I’ve been tough on Bert, deservedly so in most cases, but I have to give credit where credit is due. Playing with sub-par receivers and under constant siege, he remained calm, scrambling away from danger and making plays with an almost Roethlisbergian effectiveness. The Ratbirds won this game because of him and him alone.

I said in my preview the Steelers had to limit the damage done by Ray Rice although I didn’t expect they could totally eliminate him from the game. Well, they shocked me because they pretty much did. He had 43 yards rushing and 43 yards receiving which is about as ineffective as I’ve ever seen him. Lawrence Timmons (who played light years better back at his natural position) and Larry Foote deserve a lion’s share of the credit. Foote, in particular, had an outstanding game and I’m starting to believe James Farrior’s “injury” is actually a graceful way for the team to hand the starting ILB job to him.

While the line and linebackers did their job, the secondary was atrocious. Absolutely atrocious. Time after time the Ratbirds were stuck in third and long only for the defense to fail at getting off the field. Baltimore was 14 of 21 on third down conversions which was the Steelers’ worst showing in over forty years. There were some spectacular catches and there were a couple lame penalties (the pass interference call on Ike Taylor which gift-wrapped the Ratbirds’ first touchdown was ridiculous) but mostly it was Flacco moving, escaping and delivering the ball with ruthless efficiency.

The Steelers offense was too timid in the first half before coming alive in the second. Operating almost exclusively out of the no-huddle after halftime, Ben Roethlisberger drove the team down to the Ravens’ 14. It looked like the Black and Gold were going to take control of the game when he tried another of those goddamn stupid f#cking quick-outs which NEVER EVER WORK SO WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING THEM and was picked off by Terrell Suggs. Suggs, it should be noted, did jack most of the game as Max Starks squashed him like a loudmouth grape.

The ensuing Ratbird TD drive (featuring the aforementioned horrible call on Ike) amounted to a 14 point swing. To Big Ben’s credit, he shrugged it off and led the Steelers on a TD drive of their own but that was the first of two mistakes which wound up biting them in the end. Once the Steelers opened things up, they actually moved the ball surprisingly easily on the Ravens’ defense. Jerricho Cotchery saw his first significant playing time and the Cotch Rocket was a pretty good poor man’s Hines Ward. Hines, by the way, got knocked the F out on a filthy dirty play by Ray Lewis (with no penalty called, ‘natch) on his first target of the evening, capping what is amounting to a miserable season for the rapidly fading star.

After the Steelers’ TD, James Harrison, who played like a man possessed, took matters into his own hands by strip-sacking Flacco. Ben then did what Ben does, scrambling away from danger and finding Antonio Brown in the end zone. Mike Wallace actually caught the TD as he came  out of nowhere to intercept the pass which looked intended for AB but all’s well that ends well.

Except, of course, things did not end well.

The final sequence of events featured some of the most godawful coaching I’ve seen in my thirty odd years of Steeler fandom. When people try arguing Mike Tomlin is better than Bill Cowher, it’s games like this that lead me to say they’re nuts. Sure you can blame the coordinators for inexplicable playcalling but doesn’t the final responsibility lie with the head coach?

The Steelers had a four point lead, the ball and a chance to run out the clock. Ben threw some passes, which is stupid when you’re trying to milk time but since Rashard Mendenhall is completely useless I can’t argue with it. Cotch Rocket caught a 14 yarder and then Redzone added a short 7 yard catch-and-run to set the Black and Gold up with a third and six from the 30. Common sense says you run the ball, kill time, and try to get Shaun Suisham a few yards closer for his field goal attempt. Instead, they throw a pass which falls incomplete, stopping the clock. Then they call a time out to (I guess) discuss whether they should trust Miss’em Suisham with a crucial 47 yarder. Somehow, they don’t get back on the field in time and are flagged with DELAY OF GAME COMING OUT OF A TIME-OUT. So now they’re forced to punt.

Baltimore gets the ball on their 8 after a nice boot by Jeremy Kapinos. All game Dick LeBeau has been blitzing Flacco because the book on him is he gets rattled under pressure. But in this situation, you’re just trying to prevent big gains and keep the clock running. Naturally, the Ravens complete a 21 yarder right out of the gate, then two more where the guy calmly walks out-of-bounds. Before you know it, Baltimore is down to the Steeler 26 WITHOUT HAVING TO USE THEIR SOLE REMAINING TIME-OUT. How does that happen?

Now, I’m not a defensive coordinator, and I’m for damn sure not a living legend like Dick LeBeau, but I’ve seen enough football to know when a team gets about 20-25 yards out with time dwindling, they take shots at the end zone. Drop guys back into coverage and play it safe. Instead, LeBeau keeps his standard D on the field, blitzing away, while asking his corners WHO HAVE BEEN GETTING KILLED ALL DAY to play man-to-man. Ike lets Torrey Smith run by him into the end zone but Butterfingers can’t hold on to a beautiful pass from Flacco. *Whew* Dodged that bullet, right? On the very next snap they run THE EXACT SAME PLAY except Gay is covering this time and he’s beat and Ryan Clark is too late getting over to help and AAARRRRRGGGHHH!

I’m sorry for the lateness of this recap but I haven’t been this angry and frustrated by a Steelers loss in a very long time. The Super Bowl was a valiant effort but we played a better team. Week one was just a complete failure. This was a game we had won, a game we should have won. And we just blew it. Absolutely blew it.

4 thoughts on “Week 9 Recap: Out Roethlisbergering Roethlisberger”

  1. I’m not convinced it was all Bert that won that game. Say rather our secondary gave it away. A couple misques on offense I can live with. It happens. But to allow a quarterback to complete 7 of 13 inside of 2 minutes when you know they have to go 92 yards for a touchdown to win is unthinkable. It’s not like anyone thought they would run. Of the 6 incompletions on that drive at least 2 absolutley should have been caught but were dropped and another 1 or 2 were at least catchable. This was ridiculas. I’m in shock at the collapse of our secondary. Bert was under pressure from the line and the outside but no one stepped up to cover.
    Again a couple plays i can live with. It happens. Had the rat birds moved down the field in a coulpe chunck only for out D to stiffen would….
    Nevermind. This sucks.

    1. Oh I think Bert made some fantastic throws. I hate to admit it, believe you me, but I think to downplay his performance simply isn’t fair. Now that said, I do agree he wasn’t exactly throwing against the best secondary ever and the Steelers made many mistakes that made it a helluva lot easier on him than it should have.

      I don’t mind him completing passes at the end there, what killed me was two of those completions allowed the receiver to stroll OUT OF BOUNDS. Give up completions but at least take time off the clock to do it. The game winning TD occurred with like 10 secs left, if those two passes had been caught in bounds, do they have those 10 secs? I know, I know, ifs and buts, candy and nuts…

      I just can’t fathom what was going on those final two minutes of that game. The offense failing to get a FG (which was huge as if they kick one there, best Balt does is tie) to LeBeau playing a base defense instead of a full prevent when it was obvious our corners couldn’t cover one-on-one… What were they doing? Seriously, somebody, please please explain this to me…

      1. I don’t know that there really is explaining. It’s one of the most perplexing games I’ve watched in a long time, and the outcome was solely because they let Bert and Co. truck down the field unscathed like that. It was the worst 2 minutes I’ve seen out of that team, ever. Including Tomlin who manned up to the responsibility for that dumb ass delay of game (though I for one believe Suisham’s range ends at the 1 yard line – he makes PAT attempts interesting).

        HOW DO YOU LET THEM WALK OUT OF BOUNDS AFTER EVERY PLAY ON THAT DRIVE!!! Will.I.Am needs to be shipped to a Thailand monastery for a few years and think about that performance. He stood on the field and watched balls land in receivers hands all game. Literally – I slow-Mo’d 3 passes where he literally watched ball meet hands while standing there like a union soldier.

        All we can hope for now is a strong finish to this season, and the possibility of seeing them again during the post-season. First time in 5 years they swept the Black and Gold in the regular season. They can’t win again in the playoffs, can they?

        Ok – I’m pulling the blankets back over my head so I can resume crying. Have a good day.

        1. Yeah, I was tempted to write “they blew they’re chance for Suisham to miss a crucial field goal” but knowing the Steelers luck, that would’ve been the one he actually made. I mean, this Pitt kid knocked in a 50 yarder the night before.

          The defense, man, is just so inexplicable. If a guy pick-sixes Ben to take the lead, I can understand that. If a guy makes a crazy shoestring catch line Santonio in the SB, I can understand that. What bugs me about this game is in that situation, the ONLY two things you are taught to prevent is a) guys going out of bounds and b) guys getting behind you and BOTH HAPPENED.

          99.9% of the time, I love blogging but this is that .01% of the time when I, too, would rather be hiding under covers pretending what I saw happened never happened…

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